The 3 Stages of Actualising the Authentic Self
(Because the Universe Apparently Likes a Good Soap Opera)
Ever get the sense you’re playing a starring role in a cosmic sitcom you never auditioned for—complete with laugh track and guest appearances by your inner demons? Welcome to the glamorous process of actualising your authentic self: that messy, hilarious, and occasionally soul-crushing adventure where you discover you’re not just a background extra in your own life. Buckle up, legend—this is where the magic happens (and the shit hits the fan).
🌙 Stage 1: Wake Up (aka The Cosmic WTF)
This is the part where you’re living your life on autopilot, then—bam!—you realise the script is garbage and you’ve been following someone else’s storyline all along. Suddenly, everything’s up for grabs: your beliefs, your identity, and maybe even that weird obsession with home decor magazines.
Cue the Dark Night of the Soul—the spiritual version of being locked in a haunted funhouse with no exit sign. (Spoiler: the only way out is through.)
🌌 Stage 2: Grow Up (aka The Soul’s Boot Camp)
Time to trade the comfort blanket for a mirror and get up close and personal with your shadows. This is the gritty, unfiltered deep dive into your illusions, fears, and ego fluff—like a cosmic hoarder clean-out where every box is labelled “Emotional Baggage—Handle with Caution.”
It’s the part where you realise: holy crap—I’m not the victim here. I’m the hero. The one who’s gotta save themselves (and preferably without calling in the emotional paramedics every five minutes).
🔥 Stage 3: Show Up (aka The Hero Emerges—Toga Optional)
Welcome to the grand reveal: the part where you remember you’re a walking piece of cosmic awesomeness with a medicine bag full of wisdom to share. This is where you live your purpose, wield your gifts, and show others it’s possible to rise from the spiritual compost heap.
This isn’t just about fixing yourself; it’s about becoming the example—living proof that you can transform your shitshow into a masterpiece.
💡 Sometimes, You Need a Little Help Navigating the Transitions
Let’s be real: this journey isn’t always a solo mission. Sometimes you need a guide, a sounding board, or even just a friendly cosmic ass-kicker to remind you that every meltdown is just a growth spurt in disguise. That’s where I come in.
🪶 The Shaman’s Job (aka My Playground)
This is where I come in—equal parts guide, cosmic ass-kicker, and occasional spiritual bartender. My role is to help you navigate this epic journey using breathwork, journeying, and perspective-shifting wisdom that’ll have your soul doing cartwheels.
So, the million-dollar question: where are you on the journey?
🚨 Wake Up (Stuck in the cosmic funhouse)?
🕯️ Grow Up (Knee-deep in shadow sludge)?
🔥 Show Up (Ready to rock the hero/magician look)?
Don’t wander this labyrinth alone—grab a torch, some cosmic snacks, and book a shamanic consultation today. Let’s make sense of the chaos and get you living your medicine, fully and unapologetically.
👉 Book your session now at https://living5d3d.com/shamanic-consultations/.
Because your medicine matters—and let’s face it, the world could use a bit more of your badassery.
🪶 With feathers, flames, and a cheeky grin,
—Laughing Crow, your cosmic GPS (and occasional spiritual bartender)
www.living5d3d.com
😁❤️