So, You Think You’re Waking Up? Or Just Losing It Beautifully?

Alright, yes—this is a shameless plug. I'm holding up my books like a spiritual game show host who just found enlightenment behind Door Number 3. But keep reading—there’s actual gold in this article too. Not the kind you can sell on eBay, but the kind that makes your soul stop doomscrolling for five minutes and go, “Oh damn, that’s exactly what I needed to hear.”

Awakening?

It usually starts on a Tuesday.

You’re eating leftover Thai food in your pajamas, staring at a dust particle in a sunbeam, and suddenly you’re contemplating the nature of existence. Five minutes later, you're Googling “spiritual awakening symptoms” and wondering if you need sage, therapy, or an exorcist.

Welcome, dear soul, to The Path.

Not the peaceful, glowing, angel-choir version they sold you on Instagram. No, no. I’m talking about the real path. The kind that drags you by the unhealed parts of your inner child through shadowy forests of forgotten trauma, ego tantrums, and existential toilet flushes—only to occasionally toss you a rainbow or two so you don’t quit.

Now, if any of that sounds familiar, you’re not alone. You’re just slightly unhinged. And that’s exactly how Spirit likes you—pliable, confused, and finally willing to drop the performative nonsense and get real.

Enlightenment for the Slightly Unhinged: Where the Weird Ones Thrive:

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Let me introduce you to a little gem we call Enlightenment for the Slightly Unhinged. It's not a book. It's a lifeline for those of us who tried to ascend via Pinterest quotes and ended up ugly-crying into our kombucha.

This book was written for the ones who’ve heard the call—but also heard voices, seen too many synchronicities to be sane, and briefly dated a man named Falcon Rising who told you he was a Pleiadian light coder.

(He wasn’t. He just really liked hemp shirts.)

Inside this delightfully deranged manual, you’ll find sacred truths delivered in a tone that says, “Yes, awakening sucks sometimes. Here’s a metaphor involving llamas and shadow work to help you cope.” You’ll learn why you’re not crazy, just remembering. Why bypassing your emotions with ‘love and light’ is the spiritual equivalent of Febrezing a corpse. And why, despite the mess, you’re exactly where you need to be—even if that’s curled up in a blanket fort whispering affirmations to your inner child while suspiciously side-eyeing your crystal collection.

Earth School 101: Because the Syllabus Was Never Meant to Make Sense:

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Now, if you're really ready to pull back the curtain on this whole Earth gig, Earth School 101 is where things get deliciously unhinged. Think of it as the orientation manual they should have handed out at birth, right after slapping your newborn ass and whispering, “Good luck, sucker.”

Here’s the premise: You signed up for this life. Yep. Voluntarily. On purpose. And then promptly forgot everything—including how to breathe properly, regulate your nervous system, and NOT text your ex during retrograde.

But don’t worry. This book breaks down the real curriculum of Earth School—emotional mastery, ego death, awkward humaning, sacred humour, and the occasional fire circle dance under the full moon when everything finally makes sense… for about 3 minutes.

Sprinkled throughout are memos from your Spirit Team (who are definitely watching with popcorn), and sarcastic yet soul-affirming reminders that yes, it’s all a cosmic classroom. No, you’re not failing. You’re just in advanced placement shadow integration.

Still Reading? You Might Be One of Us.

Here’s the thing. Spiritual awakening isn’t a pretty Pinterest board. It’s not about perfecting your crystal grid or memorising your starseed lineage. It’s about remembering who the hell you are beneath the wounds, projections, and cultural conditioning.

It’s raw. It’s messy. And sometimes, it’s really, really funny.

Which is exactly why I wrote these books. Not to sell you on another shiny concept of enlightenment, but to walk beside you as you trip over it, cry about it, laugh at it, and eventually dance with it. Preferably around a fire, with feathers in your hair and absolutely zero concern for what Karen in HR thinks about your newfound love for shamanic breathwork and spirit animals.

Want More? Brave Enough for the Deep End?

If this article felt like a cosmic slap and a hug at the same time, you might just be ready. Come explore the full collection of books I’ve written for the beautifully unraveling, gloriously awkward spiritual humans like yourself.

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Click here and wander into the rabbit hole — books that won’t fix you, but will remind you that you were never broken.

Because enlightenment isn’t about escaping the madness. It’s about learning to laugh in the middle of it.

See you on the path,

– Laughing Crow 🪶

(Professional Soul Wrangler. Part-time Ego Slapper. Full-time Slightly Unhinged Human.)